Baltimore, land of a million
panhandlers, what can an
Avatarded Muppet Fan such as myself find to do in such a place? Well first of all she can buy the new
LoveCom manga at
the Barnes and Nobles, but she can do that anywhere. She might also find "One Frog Can Make A Difference: Kermit's Guide to Life in the 90's" at a used book store, because a true Muppet fan wants to read whatever Kermit has to write, no matter how horribly outdated it is.
Also, she might also lose her sunglasses and a hour of her life to the panhandlers.
But because Baltimore is panhandler city, it also has a plethora of street performers. Really good ones too. In Baltimore I observed street performers in the forms of Singers,
Saxophonists, Balloon Animal Makers, Bagpipe Players, Unicycle Riders, and many more. It was sort of like being at a carnival.
All this aside though, the real reason people come to Baltimore isn't for the Science Museum, and it isn't for the Or-
li-
o's games, and it isn't for the
Aquarium, it's for the
Cannolis.
Let me tell you, on the first day in Baltimore I spotted
Vaccaro's, this little Italian pastry shop, and I knew right away that their
cannolis would be amazing. So I made it my goal to get my mother to get me one. And I accomplished that goal. And for awhile I carried it around bragging about how I had a
cannoli. And then I ate it. And I was right, it was AMAZING.
Let me tell about
cannolis, because they are
truly a wonderful food. I still remember the first time I got a
cannoli. I was in 4
th grade and I was over at my friend Celeste's house and we walked over to the bakery and i got a
cannoli. Now I know that story is not that amazing, except for the
cannoli. Which is why I remember it, because of the
cannoli, because
cannolis are really amazing.
And do you know what the German word for
cannoli is? Yeah, it's
cannoli. It's
that amazing.
So if you ever go to Baltimore, go get your
cannoli. It will make your trip fantastic, even if the
panhandlers do have your sunglasses.